Monday, August 13, 2007

Do you swim faster

...if your ex-girlfriend is in the laplane next to yours? Do you make sure to keep swimming well after she's done?

Yes.

Yes, you do.

6 comments:

Magpie said...

Oh I know that feeling.

S. said...

Isn't it satisfying?

Furrow said...

And do you pretend not to see her? Like you time your strokes so that your head goes under when hers comes up? That could get exhausting, but it would look amusing.

S. said...

I said hi at the beginning and then pretended she was just anyone else, except of course for noting how after a few laps, she wasn't really even swimming at all, just walking to the end of the shallow part and then doing a lackadaisical backstroke. And then there's how much more weight she's put on than I have, which is saying something. Oh my, if this blog ever gets discovered by folks in the 'hood, this post is coming down first.

niobe said...

That's why I like going to exercises classes with lots and lots of other people.

S. said...

But doesn't that just increase the number of people who might be your ex-something?